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Tuesday, November 07, 2006 

Voting, baby names, assorted poop

I am going to vote today.

I feel as if I am choosing between food poisoning and intestinal worms.
Alabama is known for its negative adds. The typical commercial sounds like this.

Hi my name is ___________ My opponent is a dog kicking, butt sniffing, nose picking, bed wetting, candy stealing, deer poaching, pro astroturf, driving slow in the fast lane, eye poking, car paint keying, flag burning, cat shaving, pink drawers wearing, public urinating, non flushing, corn bread hating, wheel chair stealing, Bear Bryant Slandering, Toe nail biting, wiper of other peoples bottoms, who doesn't know all the words to the pledge of allegiance
Vote for me While I was once indicted for child pornography, lewd and lascivious behavior, and money laundering, I was falsely accused by my opponents cousin Morty, who has had it in for me since I stole his girlfriend in the 4th grade.
I will fulfill all of my campaign promises, unless I find some way to fill my pockets, or I forget.

The potential names for my baby are

James Daniel
Anna Cathlene

No we don't know if it is a boy or a girl

Snagley out

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