Snagley goes into business for himself.
I have decided to start my own business.
I have looked onto different products for one what everybody needs but few receive.
I have developed a pricing structure so that every man, woman, and child get one.
What am I selling? A good swift kick in the butt.
After looking far and wide I have found few people who do not truly need and or deserve one.
I have a large foot fully capable of kicking as many butts as I come across.
I even plan to purchase a steel-toed boot.
I am selling them for $5.00
I am offering democrats and liberals one at half price.
Chuck can get one for free.
So start lining up. I am taking orders.
You can even purchase one for someone you love that needs one badly.
All that is required is the ability to bend over, and a butt, and it goes without saying $5.00
Please leave your orders and I will begin filling them ASAP.
Snagley out.
P.S. you can only buy them from me, not for me.
