Famous quotations by Snagley
Clever sayings by Snagley
1. Never French kiss a spider. (That one is just good advise)
2. Don’t worry be delusional
3. Never Wet Vacuum a gorilla
4. A bird in the hand will poop in your hand
5. You can’t make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.
6. Beware the ides of Chuck
7. Never lick a dead horse in the mouth
8. A penny saved wont even buy you a piece of gum
9. Don’t spit into the window fan
10. The way to a mans heart is through cardiovascular surgery
11. The grass is always browner under a car on blocks.
12. Honesty is the best policy (but almost unheard of)
13. Life is like a box of chocolates you don’t like all of it and it is gone too fast
14. I never met a horse I didn’t like to clean up afterI am so sorry.
Snagley out.