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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 

Snagley goes on holliday

Vacation next week. No big plans for the week. I think I will ask Chuck to guest post for me.
Here is a list of things I plan to do.

1. Sleep late. By late I mean 8:00 am.
2. Clean out the workshop. This might take all day.
3. Spend the night in a cave with 30 or 40 cub scouts.
4. Climb a tree and pee out of it.
5. Build a dog house for Patsy
6. Do a little bow hunting. Yes I am a barbarian.
7. I cant slap the wife on the butt and call her baby. She is still bruised up from the horse incident.
8. Work on the hen house. (Add nest boxes and build a wall)
9. Drink wine. I found a new brand of Merlot that I like it is called Rex Goliath 47 lb Rooster. Give it a try it is excellent.
10. Build a gate for Chuck (I am planning on teaching him which end of the hammer to hold and which to hit the nail with)
11. Go on a date with my 4-year old daughter. We go on one about once a month. She likes pizza and talking. I like eating and listening
12. Install a walk for my Dad from their house to his workshop. (Brutal)
13. Paint the roof of Dads workshop.
14. Sniff a stinkbug.
15. Tear up some flowerbeds that are in the middle of my front yard.
16. Shake my behind to the music at the end of Shrek in a most rhythmic fashion
17. Visit my old friend Slim at the feed store.
18. Grow additional chest hair my being more manly than normal.
19. Sing
20. Breath

Thats about it, Snagley out.