Poop on the windshield
last night in my blissful slumber, a mandrill baboon emptied the contents of his bowels onto the windshield of my new used pick up truck.
It was either that or a very well fed California condor that was perched on the power lines above my defiled windshield.
I had to use a shovel and a 5 gallon bucket to clean it up. It was quite alarming.
It could not possibly have been one of the gentile songbirds that i feed sunflower seeds to, at a great personal cost, they appreciate me too much.
that and my furnace quit so i had to get up in the wee hours of the morn to fix it.
Luckily i worked for 5 years as a hvac mechanic.
in other news the hair on my arms seems to be growing at an alarming rate.
Snagley out.
It was either that or a very well fed California condor that was perched on the power lines above my defiled windshield.
I had to use a shovel and a 5 gallon bucket to clean it up. It was quite alarming.
It could not possibly have been one of the gentile songbirds that i feed sunflower seeds to, at a great personal cost, they appreciate me too much.
that and my furnace quit so i had to get up in the wee hours of the morn to fix it.
Luckily i worked for 5 years as a hvac mechanic.
in other news the hair on my arms seems to be growing at an alarming rate.
Snagley out.
